*dies laughing*

[peppermintesse]

I know it's all randomly created, but what an unfortunate choice for a spam-name:

From: Fattiest V. Construct
Subject: Try the new miracle weight loss herb

Comments

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

Lately I've been getting a lot of Viagra spam. I think they're confused about my gender.

Because "rebeccatrishel" is such an ambiguous username.

Maybe it's because I impersonated my father on Classmates.com.

[shiningmoon.livejournal.com]

That's presuming intervention by human eyes :)